Erica: I watched all three Indy movies. And now I really know what kind of song you're looking for.
Adam: Erica, I'm not directing Just give me another chance!
Erica: [singing] I'm Indiana Jonesin' for that music I'm Indiana Jonesin' for those skeleton bones I'll throw you the idol, you throw me your whip [whip cracks] I'm Indiana Jonesin' for Indiana Jones
Barry: [rapping] Yo, girl, it's Indy, make some room Wanna take you back to my Temple of Boom Girl's so hot that I say, "Damn, you belong in a museum" All around the map, from Paris to Prague No, they named me after the dog Drop you like you're a German soldier Run over you like a big-ass boulder
All: [singing] Indiana Jones, you can raid my ark
Geoff: [singing] And, also, I'm afraid of snakes.
Adam: No.

Barry: Hey! What's all the yelling about?
Murray: This old putz thinks Geno's makes a better cheesesteak than Pat's.
Barry: Guys, relax. Pat's and Geno's sell the same exact thing right across the street from each other. They're both fine, but not the best.
Murray: If you say Jim's Steaks, you no longer have a home.

Murray: Well, we know how it ends. With you being a giant moron, you moron.
Barry: No! I hate it when you call me a moron.
Murray: I only call you a moron 'cause you act like a moron. So it's on you.

Adam: Okay, time for the snake. Where's my wrangler?
Johnny Atkins: Bad news, bro. No snake.
Adam: No snake?
Johnny Atkins: No snake.
Adam: No snake.
Johnny Atkins: Snake got away.
Adam: Snake got away?
Johnny Atkins: Snake's gone.
Adam: Snake's gone?
Johnny Atkins: No snake.
Adam: No snake.
Johnny Atkins: Don't worry he's super fast and hungry. He'll make himself known.
Adam: I'll just fix it in post.

Matt: Whoo! Let's fight a boulder and karate chop a tank!
Adam: Matt, stop chugging Jolt colas.
Matt: Can't! I could do this all day, bro!
Taz: Yo, Adam, I think your Indy clearly has a major sugar problem.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] After my disastrous day of filming, I was truly left a broken man.
Adam: Fix it in post. I'mma fix it in post.

Matt: I guess I could do whatever job a handsome, charismatic guy with a camera-friendly smile would do. You tell me.
Adam: Actually, I'm looking for my Indiana Jones.
Matt: Me?! I never would've thought of that. [puts on a fedora]

Adam: I thought this was the stuff of geek legend, but it's real.
Jackie: Whoa, the guys are super hot.
Johnny Atkins: Your lady really has a type. I feel sad for her.
Adam: Know what? If these kids can remake "Raiders" in the basement, maybe it's time I take the leap. If my dream is to become a Spielberg, I've got to write and direct my own original "Indiana Jones" story.
Johnny Atkins: If you need a butt double for your movie, you know where to find me.

Adam: Mom, someday, if I'm ever in charge of a sound stage, there is no way you're setting foot anywhere near it.
Beverly: You cannot deny my love and support, Adam. Mark my words. One day, I will make everyone who works for you very uncomfortable with my intrusive energy.

Barry: No, my thing's not weird. I just have to legally change my name to Moron if I don't find the best cheesesteak in Philly. But there's a catch.
Coach Mellor: It's not in Philly.
Barry: You know?
Coach Mellor: Oh, Coach knows. If you need answers, follow me.