Jackie: So after we left, Steven said he didn't want to talk about his new dad in Milwaukee, and he didn't. And he wasn't not talking about it to be bitchy like I would. He really didn't want to talk about it.
Kitty: Well, I don't like the way he just walked out after we told him the news. Why would he do that?
Red: Because he's a man, Kitty. And he knows you want him to cry, but he won't, because crying is for babies and Italians. And I think we all just need to stay out of his business.

Kelso: So Midge wanted you to pass the syrup, and Pam wouldn't let you. That's interesting.
Bob: What do you think it means?
Kelso: I think it means you got a shot at something only rock stars and professional athletes get.
Fez: Free passes to Disneyland?
Kelso: No, Fez, two ladies at the same time.
Fez: Screw Disneyland. That's a much better ride.
Bob: Think I could really keep both of them?
Kelso: May I say from experience, when you're dealing with two ladies, the end won't be pretty, but the ride down is super fun.

Donna: I don't know what to do, Mom. I mean, I always thought Eric and I would be together, and he blew it.
Midge: Maybe you'll work it out.
Donna: Well, I don't want to work it out. I want to push his face in the dirt like we did when we were kids. You know what, I never should have stopped doing that.
Midge: Donna, just forgive him.
Donna: How? Give me one good reason.
Midge: Oh, honey, I can't give you a rational reason. There probably isn't one. But if you love him, and you don't want to be without him, you have to forgive him. I was too hard-headed to forgive your father and I wish I had.
Bob: Oh, Midge. You want to take a walk?
Midge: Sure, I'll drive.

Donna: Did you see that? Maybe someone will have a happy ending.
Fez: And then another beginning and another ending, because he's got two ladies.
Kelso: Bob Pinciotti, a street kid out of nowhere, gets a shot at the title. You know what? He's like the Rocky of bagging two ladies.

[After Eric climbs into Donna's bedroom as she sleeps, he strokes her arm. Donna wakes up and starts hitting him with a book.]
Donna: Who's there? Who's there? Who's there?
Eric: Jeez, Donna, stop!
Donna: Oh, God. I didn't know that was you. You dirt bag! [resumes hitting him] How could you do that? You just left me there!
Eric: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I freaked out, okay? I tried to talk to you about it, but I couldn't, and I... I didn't know what to do. All I knew was that I... Donna, I think we were about to make a huge mistake.
Donna: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had a bad feeling, too. But here's the difference, I stayed!
Eric: Look, Donna, please. Please forgive me.
Donna: I don't know. I mean, my mom said I should, but I don't know.
Eric: Listen to me, I am so sorry. Okay, whatever you want to do, we'll do, okay? Just tell me what to do.
Donna: We'll figure it out tomorrow. Just get in.
Eric: Really? [they lay in bed]
Donna: Thanks for coming back.
[Fez walks out of Donna's closet]
Fez: I just want to say, that was beautiful.

[As Eric sleeps with Donna in her bed, Bob wakes him up]
Bob: Glad you're back. Here's a bill for the wedding you didn't show up for.
Eric: $6,000?
Bob: Mmm-hmm. I added on a grand for pain and suffering.
Donna: Thanks, Daddy.
Bob: Buy yourself something nice with it. I suggest a new boyfriend. [sprays Eric with water]

Donna: Hyde, I am so sorry. I don't know my own strength. I mean, I guess I'm still all bulked up from JV wrestling. You know what? This isn't my fault. This is Eric's fault for taking off.
Fez: Hey, look at the bright side. Now, I can spy on you from Eric's empty bedroom instead of climbing up a tree where there's no place to put my juice box.

Kitty: Okay, Steven, get on home. I'll take care of you later. Trade you a kiss for a lollipop.
Hyde: I don't need that baby crap.
[After all his friends walk out, Hyde circles back to Kitty for a kiss and a lollipop]

Jackie: Steven, you're late. Where... Midge! Hey, what a surprise. I should probably return these earrings I didn't know were yours.

Kitty: No. No, no, no. Steven, we found out that the man you think is your father isn't really your father. Your real father's name is William Barnett, and he lives in Milwaukee.
Jackie: Oh, my God! Steven, this is so exciting! You have a whole new family, which is great, because I hate your family.
Kitty: Steven, I know you have a lot of feelings and emotions, and maybe you want to cry. We won't tell if you cry.
Red: I'll tell.
Jackie: Yeah, I don't like guys that cry.
Kitty: Will you two please? Steven, are you okay?
Hyde: Well, I don't really know the guy who's supposed to be my dad, and obviously, I don't know this new guy, so I don't really care.