Kelso: So Midge wanted you to pass the syrup, and Pam wouldn't let you. That's interesting.
Bob: What do you think it means?
Kelso: I think it means you got a shot at something only rock stars and professional athletes get.
Fez: Free passes to Disneyland?
Kelso: No, Fez, two ladies at the same time.
Fez: Screw Disneyland. That's a much better ride.
Bob: Think I could really keep both of them?
Kelso: May I say from experience, when you're dealing with two ladies, the end won't be pretty, but the ride down is super fun.