Hyde: Look, man, I mean, I know you're mad, but, you know, Forman was trying to do the right thing. He just did it in the wrong way.
Donna: Yeah, but, Hyde, I don't care why he did it. I mean, I can't ever forgive him. When I called my mom, I just cried and cried.
Hyde: Really? I can't see you crying. I've seen Forman crying. He does a lot of, "Shut up! I'm not crying." [chuckles]
Donna: I want to be mad. Don't make me laugh.
[As Donna playfully shoves Hyde, he falls off the water tower]
Donna: Oh, my God! Hyde, are you okay?
Hyde: [o.s.] I'm too old for this crap!
Donna: Why am I stronger than all the guys I hang out with?

Jackie: Oh, Steven, I heard what happened.
Hyde: And you brought me flowers?
Jackie: No, these are for me. My boyfriend fell off the water tower. So, what, Donna? You're alone and you want me to be alone, too?

Fez: Oh, look at all this glorious wedding food. Do you, Fez, take this pizza roll? I do.

Kelso: You know what part of falling off the water tower I like? The part right after you fall until the part where you hit the ground.
Hyde: Yeah, yeah! And then that part right after you crash where you're just kind of vibrating there?
Kelso: Oh, yeah.
Hyde: That was cool, too.
Kelso: Yeah, and the second time you fall, it'll be even better, 'cause you know what to expect. You know, so you can enjoy it, like, do a flip or something.
Hyde: Oh, a flip would be awesome!
Kelso: Man, I'm so glad you fell off the water tower.
Donna: Look at this. Eric's gone, and I'm left with the flying Stupid-Ass-Insky brothers.

Donna: Mom?
Kelso, Fez & Hyde: Midge!
Midge: Oh, you sounded so sad on the phone, I just had to come. [hugs Donna] [Fez joins hug]
Hyde: We missed you so much. [Hyde joins hug]
Kelso: All right. All right. Donna, quit hogging your mom! [Kelso hugs Midge]

Kitty: I know something very interesting about someone we know very well.
Red: No, no. None of your supermarket gossip. If half of what you say is true, everybody in this town would have VD.
Kitty: Well, I was going over Steven's file when he was at the hospital, and you know his father?
Red: I believe I had the pleasure of him writing me a hot check. Of course, in his defense, he was drunk.
Kitty: Well, according to Steven's birth certificate, that's not his father. This is so exciting. [laughs] Steven has a different father that he doesn't know about. Maybe a nice father, maybe a sober father. Well, we don't want him to be entirely sober. You know how those people are.

Kelso: You know, Mrs. Pinciotti, in my younger days, I had quite the crush on you. Even though I knew nothing could ever happen. But now that I'm older, and I'm gonna be a father soon, if anything does happen, we got to keep it quiet.

Kitty: Steven, we need to talk to you about something pretty important.
Hyde: Look, whatever you found in my room was planted there.
Kitty: No. We...
Red: What's in your room?
Kitty: Red, stay focused.
Hyde: Yeah, stay focused.
Red: All right, Steven, just for the record, I told her to mind her own business, and then she said, "Fine, you can make your own dinner." So, here we are. [chuckles]

Jackie: But, Steven, you have to care. What if your new dad is something amazing like a doctor? [gasps] Or the guy who owns the Love Boat?

Kitty: That didn't go well.
Red: What did you want to happen?
Kitty: Well, I thought he would be happy to hear about his dad. We'd all go to Milwaukee, and then his rich, new father would be so thrilled to see him, he'd buy me a fur coat.