Annette: Guys, I'm worried there's some unfinished business between Michael and Jackie. When they were together, did she make him happy?
Donna: Well, she totally dominated him and made him feel bad about himself.
Annette: I guess what I'm asking is, was she ever fat or anything?

Donna: Eric, how can your grandmother not like me? Ooh! Maybe I should wear my Catholic school uniform around her more. People like me in that.
Eric: Well, guys mostly. But, hey, give it a shot. Grandmas have secrets too.

Jackie: Donna, Steven broke up with me.
Donna: Oh. Jackie, I'm sorry.
Eric: Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to spend more time with your other boyfriend.
Jackie & Annette: Shut up, Eric!
Jackie: Oh. It's you. Didn't know they let slutballs in here.
Annette: Well, I've seen you in here, so I figured it was okay.
Jackie: Oh, you don't know it, but you just burnt yourself.
Annette: Oh, I know it. The question is, do you?
Jackie: I just said I do.
Annette: So do I, so you are, too.
Eric: Donna, you following this?
Donna: Um, I think one of 'em's a slutball and one of'em knows it.
Annette: I think what we need to do is go talk about Michael.
Jackie: Fine. I'll try to use small words so you can understand me.
Annette: That's not gonna be good enough.

Eric: Hey, Grandma.
Donna: Good afternoon, Mrs. Sigurdson. Nice day, huh?
Bea: No. It's raining, and my arthritis is kicking up.
Donna: What a coincidence. Mine too. Boy, am I getting old. Not too old, you know. Whatever you are.
Eric: Wow.

Red: See? Isn't it better to be up and about than stuck in your bed for a week?
Kitty: Well, this is better. Why did I let that woman get to me? I'm gonna get out of this robe.
Red: And take a shower. I mean, that's the spirit!

Fez: Well, it looks like I'm just in time for makeup sex. Don't mind me. You'll barely hear me. If you prefer, I can hide in the shower.
Hyde: Fez, get out of here.
Fez: Okay, here I go. [hides in the shower]

Fez: So, earlier today I mentioned that I would like your balloons to be my walkway of love. And you said, "Okay." Do you know what I meant? Because I don't want to surprise you with this one.
Nina: Well, I think you meant... [whispers in Fez's ear]
Fez: That's it!

Donna: Hey, look who's back together.
Kelso: What the hell.
Hyde: Come on, Jackie. Let's dance.
Kelso: How can she be with him when she's so clearly not over me?
Annette: I think the question is, how can you be with me when you're so clearly not over her?
Kelso: What, is this a riddle? Start over.
Annette: You're obviously still in love with Jackie. I'm going back to California.
Kelso: Baby, no! I'll prove that I'm over her. I'll bet you 50 bucks that if we do it, I'll be into it.
Annette: Good-bye, Michael.
Kelso: Wait, but you win either way.

Kitty: Oh, I feel so much better. [chuckles] I am a strong, healthy woman who doesn't need to go to bed every time some mean, old lady gives her a cross look.
Red: That's right.
Kitty: Good evening, Mother. Going out to dinner.
Bea: Oh. Is that what you're wearing?
Kitty: I'll be in bed.