Jackie Quote #299
Quote from Jackie in Babe I'm Gonna Leave You
Jackie: Donna, Steven broke up with me.
Donna: Oh. Jackie, I'm sorry.
Eric: Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to spend more time with your other boyfriend.
Jackie & Annette: Shut up, Eric!
Jackie: Oh. It's you. Didn't know they let slutballs in here.
Annette: Well, I've seen you in here, so I figured it was okay.
Jackie: Oh, you don't know it, but you just burnt yourself.
Annette: Oh, I know it. The question is, do you?
Jackie: I just said I do.
Annette: So do I, so you are, too.
Eric: Donna, you following this?
Donna: Um, I think one of 'em's a slutball and one of'em knows it.
Annette: I think what we need to do is go talk about Michael.
Jackie: Fine. I'll try to use small words so you can understand me.
Annette: That's not gonna be good enough.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Babe I'm Gonna Leave You’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, no. She hasn't done this since Elvis died on the crapper. Now I've gotta sit by her bed for four days and tell her that she's beautiful. It's hard to say that to a cold-cream-smeared loony in bunny slippers.
Eric: I remember that week. The shades were drawn. The food supply ran low. We were sucking on bouillon cubes to stay alive.
Quote from Eric
Bea: So what were you saying, dear?
Eric: Um, well, I was saying that I'm getting married.
Bea: Oh, honey, how wonderful! So, who's the lucky girl?
Eric: Well, um, Donna.
Bea: Oh. Well, I guess this is a small town. [chuckles] [kisses Eric's head and walks away]
Donna: Okay, what the hell did that mean?
Eric: That, my friend, is the seldom heard but much feared Grandma burn. Your only warning is the jingle of costume jewelry and the overpowering scent of BenGay.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Okay, let me get this straight. After my grandpa's funeral, Kelso and Annette are making out. Jackie sees them and yells, "Get off my boyfriend"? Right in front of you?
Fez: Yeah, it brought the whole funeral way down.
Eric: Hyde, that's horrible, man. You know what's even worse? I totally missed it.
Hyde: Yeah? Well, nobody else missed it. Half the fricking town was there. And today at The Hub, you know that kid Jimmy with the headgear? He said he felt bad for me. Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me! I knew it was a mistake hooking up with Jackie, and I did it anyway. You know why? 'Cause she makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before her.