Glenn: Jonah is dating Kelly, right? Except he kissed Amy during the tornado, and Carol hates Sandra, because she stole Jerry. Of course, everybody hates Justine.

Glenn: What are you doing here? Are you like, undercover? Are you spying?
Cheyenne: No, I work here. Part time.
Glenn: Okay, look, I know that's not true, because I've seen you work at Cloud 9 part time.
Cheyenne: Well yeah, this is where I work with the other part of my time. It's just been for the last few months, just to make some extra money for college.
Glenn: If you needed a raise, why didn't you come see me? I mean, I have a discretionary fund.
Garrett: Dude, I need a raise.
Glenn: Not now, Garrett.
Cheyenne: It's not just about the money. There are other perks. Like, Harmonica gets to go to this really cushy day care place. They never have fires there.
Glenn: Oh, come on. They must have some fires.
Cheyenne: Nope, not one. I checked.
Glenn: Whoa.

Kelly: Every time you stock bread, don't you just want to squish it as hard as you can?
Jonah: Honestly, yeah. [Kelly chuckles] I thought I was a weirdo.
Kelly: I just think it would be, just like, just so satisfying. I'm going to do it.
Jonah: What, no, no.
Kelly: I'm doing it right now.
Jonah: No, you're doing it right now?
Kelly: Yes, I am.
Jonah: How does it feel? Does it feel good?
Kelly: It feels great.
Jonah: Oh, it looks so good.

Jeff: Hey, this is nice.
Mateo: Well, I'm trying to get back on Glenn's good side. I love the fact that you quit your job for me, but I just wish you hadn't told everyone that you got a job at Target.
Jeff: I just couldn't... Admit to everybody around here that I'm unemployed. I mean, people think of me as this powerful guy who's got it all going on, and I just don't want to let everybody down.
Sandra: So you don't work at Target?
Jeff: No, but um, I'm in the mix.
Sandra: Cool. I got to go find Glenn.

Dina: So I just got a text from Hank. Apparently, Walter is into you.
Amy: Oh, cool.
Dina: Yeah, he thinks you had a great connection. I knew you two would hit it off. Anyway, he wants you to give him a call, but if you get his voice-mail, don't leave a message because he doesn't know how to retrieve them. Meanwhile, Hank and I are meeting up again tonight. Do you want me to describe the sex to you tomorrow, or show you a QuickTime?
Amy: Uh, yeah, no, that sounds great.
Dina: Really? I'll send you a file.

Amy: I remember when I let you borrow my air mattress for your camping trip. Remember that? I'm going to need that back, actually.
Jeff: Of course, thank you, ASAP.
Amy: Yeah, great.

Glenn: Jeff, you are always welcome at Cloud 9. In fact, our café is very popular with the unemployed.
Jonah: Oh, uh, I'm not unemployed. I took a job as a manager with Target. Although at Target, we call it a store lead.
Glenn: You're at Target.
Jeff: Yes, the one on Forest Park. So uh, hope you're ready for some competition.
Glenn: Okay, I mean, bring it on.
Jeff: Oh, yeah?
Glenn: Yeah.
Jeff: All right.
Glenn: I'll clean your clock with arm and hammer. You know? [both chuckle] [punches Jeff in the chest] Oh. Jeff, I'm sorry.
Jeff: It's okay.
Glenn: I'm sorry, I didn't...
Jeff: It's okay. Just got me in the...
Glenn: I'm sorry.
Jeff: Throat a little bit.

Justine: Wow, he is so hot. Is he a model?
Dina: He's a lawyer, but I think he used to be a skydiving instructor, and he does a lot of charity work.
Justine: That's perfect.
Amy: Who is this?
Justine: Oh, Dina's setting me up with her boyfriend's friend.
Amy: Holy [bleep]
Justine: I know, right? You're all like, lucky bitch.
Amy: Well, I mean, now I wish I was going.
Dina: Okay, Amy's in. Justine, you can eat lunch alone, like always.
Justine: What? Thanks a lot, Amy.
Amy: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen.
Dina: Okay, Justine, you're back in.
Amy: No, no, now it's just getting confusing, going back and forth, so I'll just go. You know, just to make it easy.
Justine: You sure?
Amy: Oh, my God, yes.

Walter: Well, what looks good?
Amy: [hides behind menu] So that picture you showed me. That wasn't a black and white filter?
Dina: Oh, no. He's old.

Amy: So how do the two of you know each other?
Walter: His older sister babysat me.
Amy: [whispers] What does that mean? [Dina shrugs]