Amy Quote #278
Justine: Wow, he is so hot. Is he a model?
Dina: He's a lawyer, but I think he used to be a skydiving instructor, and he does a lot of charity work.
Justine: That's perfect.
Amy: Who is this?
Justine: Oh, Dina's setting me up with her boyfriend's friend.
Amy: Holy [bleep]
Justine: I know, right? You're all like, lucky bitch.
Amy: Well, I mean, now I wish I was going.
Dina: Okay, Amy's in. Justine, you can eat lunch alone, like always.
Justine: What? Thanks a lot, Amy.
Amy: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen.
Dina: Okay, Justine, you're back in.
Amy: No, no, now it's just getting confusing, going back and forth, so I'll just go. You know, just to make it easy.
Justine: You sure?
Amy: Oh, my God, yes.
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Quote from Sandra
Sandra: [to Jeff] Even though we never actually dated, I spent several months telling people we did. And I created these intricate memories of our relationship that feel completely real. And I have these vivid memories of your body on top of me. Your tongue in my mouth. Your hands on my breasts. That kind of thing.
Glenn: Whoo, what a trip down memory lane, huh?
Quote from Jonah
Kelly: It's newly renovated, but it still has its original molding, and it's in walking distance to the farmer's market.
Garrett: That place looks great. You should take it.
Jonah: It just feels a little small, or claustrophobic, or something.
Kelly: Well, I mean, we're not going to find something perfect. I mean, you said the last one was too loud. The one before that was on a slant, and the one before that had a weird curry smell.
Jonah: And I actually like curry, but that was a bad curry. And the scary part is, like, what's it covering? What aren't you smelling?
Garrett: Just think. You'll get to wake up to stuff like that every day.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: I can't believe Jeff is going to Target.
Mateo: So what if Jeff works to Target? What is the big deal?
Glenn: Jeff has seen Cloud 9 from the inside. He knows all our secrets. It's like in football, when they trade a player to another team, and then that player knows how to beat his old team.
Amy: Yeah, but don't they do that all the time in football? Like, isn't that like, a thing?
Glenn: Amy, don't talk sports. You're embarrassing yourself.