Jerusha: [sings] ♪ Hey Mr. Burr, that really smarts ♪ ♪ Why'd you go and shoot me in the heart ♪ So that was Hamilton, you guys. I never saw the show, but I overheard people talking about it at the yarn store.

Sayid: He still uses a pacifier?
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Sayid: So you're not worried about dental problems, speech delays, looking lame.
Amy: No, he'll give it up when he's ready.
Jonah: Yeah... Well, yeah. We decided to let him keep it even though those are all valid points.
Amy: Well, I thought we were on the same page about this. Are you the one taking his pacifiers?
Jonah: I was gonna give them back when he learned moderation.
Amy: I let Emma give it up when she was ready.
Mateo: I think this might be a point in Jonah's column.
Cheyenne: Yeah, Emma's nice, but she doesn't really pop.

Cheyenne: Hold on. I have to say as a mom, I think that putting babies in an obstacle course sounds pretty hilarious.
Amy: We're not putting our babies through an obstacle course.
Glenn: Yeah, besides, it's not fair to make Parker prove himself against Rose.
Amy: Excuse me?
Glenn: Hmm?
Amy: You don't think Parker could beat Rose?
Jonah: Parker would destroy Rose in an obstacle course.
Glenn: [scoffs] Okay.
Amy: Uh, yeah, he would because he spends all day at a day care center running around with other kids while poor, little Rosie sits at home with an old schoolmarm.
Glenn: [stands up] What did you just say?
Jonah: You heard her. Or is your hearing starting to go?
Glenn: A little. But it is on, Buster Brown.
Amy: Great. Mateo, set up the obstacle course. And just to be clear, I really appreciate Jerusha watching Parker.
Glenn: No problem! She loves it.

Mateo: Behold, the Baby Dome! Two babies enter, one baby leaves. [all cheer] And then the other baby leaves too. Yeah, it's very safe.

Sayid: Well, this is a nothing burger.
Corey: Yup.
Jerusha: [to Glenn] I'm not mad. Just disappointed. We'll talk about it in bed tonight.

Amy: You were kind of going wild back there.
Jonah: Oh, only me?
Amy: A little nervous about how you're gonna be once he starts playing football.
Jonah: Oh, he won't be playing sports.
Amy: Really, 'cause Adam was a football player.
Jonah: Yeah, but I've been dosing him on two hours of NPR daily, so the closest he's coming to sports is maybe marching band.
Amy: But if he's gonna be running away from bullies anyway, maybe he joins track too?
Jonah: [to Parker] Can you run? Are you a runner? Don't get up. You're obviously very busy.