Jonah Quote #492
Amy: You were kind of going wild back there.
Jonah: Oh, only me?
Amy: A little nervous about how you're gonna be once he starts playing football.
Jonah: Oh, he won't be playing sports.
Amy: Really, 'cause Adam was a football player.
Jonah: Yeah, but I've been dosing him on two hours of NPR daily, so the closest he's coming to sports is maybe marching band.
Amy: But if he's gonna be running away from bullies anyway, maybe he joins track too?
Jonah: [to Parker] Can you run? Are you a runner? Don't get up. You're obviously very busy.
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Quote from Dina
Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!
Quote from Justine
Justine: Oh, my God, he's so cute. My ovaries are exploding. It's like, scrambled eggs, anyone?
Garrett: Oh, gross.
Corey: Disgusting.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: So I got it.
Cheyenne: What?
Sandra: Jonah's DNA.
Cheyenne: You took that from Jonah?
Sandra: Yeah. And I found one of Parker's pacifiers. So now we just send them to the lab with $200 and then wait for the results.
Cheyenne: Oh. Yeah, you know, I don't wanna do that, no offense. It just crosses so many lines and is, like, super crazy.
Sandra: Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought about the lines. So, um... Could you, like, not tell Jonah and Amy about this?
Cheyenne: Oh, sorry, but I kind of just think I'm gonna.
Sandra: Of course. Yeah, totally get it.