Jonah Quote #491
Sayid: He still uses a pacifier?
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Sayid: So you're not worried about dental problems, speech delays, looking lame.
Amy: No, he'll give it up when he's ready.
Jonah: Yeah... Well, yeah. We decided to let him keep it even though those are all valid points.
Amy: Well, I thought we were on the same page about this. Are you the one taking his pacifiers?
Jonah: I was gonna give them back when he learned moderation.
Amy: I let Emma give it up when she was ready.
Mateo: I think this might be a point in Jonah's column.
Cheyenne: Yeah, Emma's nice, but she doesn't really pop.
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Quote from Dina
Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!
Quote from Justine
Justine: Oh, my God, he's so cute. My ovaries are exploding. It's like, scrambled eggs, anyone?
Garrett: Oh, gross.
Corey: Disgusting.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: So I got it.
Cheyenne: What?
Sandra: Jonah's DNA.
Cheyenne: You took that from Jonah?
Sandra: Yeah. And I found one of Parker's pacifiers. So now we just send them to the lab with $200 and then wait for the results.
Cheyenne: Oh. Yeah, you know, I don't wanna do that, no offense. It just crosses so many lines and is, like, super crazy.
Sandra: Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought about the lines. So, um... Could you, like, not tell Jonah and Amy about this?
Cheyenne: Oh, sorry, but I kind of just think I'm gonna.
Sandra: Of course. Yeah, totally get it.