Amy Quote #598
Cheyenne: Hold on. I have to say as a mom, I think that putting babies in an obstacle course sounds pretty hilarious.
Amy: We're not putting our babies through an obstacle course.
Glenn: Yeah, besides, it's not fair to make Parker prove himself against Rose.
Amy: Excuse me?
Glenn: Hmm?
Amy: You don't think Parker could beat Rose?
Jonah: Parker would destroy Rose in an obstacle course.
Glenn: [scoffs] Okay.
Amy: Uh, yeah, he would because he spends all day at a day care center running around with other kids while poor, little Rosie sits at home with an old schoolmarm.
Glenn: [stands up] What did you just say?
Jonah: You heard her. Or is your hearing starting to go?
Glenn: A little. But it is on, Buster Brown.
Amy: Great. Mateo, set up the obstacle course. And just to be clear, I really appreciate Jerusha watching Parker.
Glenn: No problem! She loves it.
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Sandra: So I got it.
Cheyenne: What?
Sandra: Jonah's DNA.
Cheyenne: You took that from Jonah?
Sandra: Yeah. And I found one of Parker's pacifiers. So now we just send them to the lab with $200 and then wait for the results.
Cheyenne: Oh. Yeah, you know, I don't wanna do that, no offense. It just crosses so many lines and is, like, super crazy.
Sandra: Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought about the lines. So, um... Could you, like, not tell Jonah and Amy about this?
Cheyenne: Oh, sorry, but I kind of just think I'm gonna.
Sandra: Of course. Yeah, totally get it.