Marcus: Hey, Ames, what about me?
Amy: Oh, Marcus, yes, you just float. I want the customers to feel like you're everywhere.
Marcus: Nice. MVP.

Amy: All right, guys, listen up. This is not a time for words. But I should say that this is a chance for this store to become bigger, to become more. But if we work together, we can stop that from happening.

Kelly: Buying some apples, huh?

Kelly: All right, now it's buzzing at me like it's mad at me. [laughs] Or something. Making some fruit salad?

Man: My wife needs this. I promised her I'd get it.
Mateo: She needs them? Nobody needs coconut shrimp.

Dina: What's happening?
Mateo: Did we hit our goal?
Amy: No, guys. This has to be a mistake. We're like thousands under.
Kelly: No, we're not. I couldn't stop him.
Bo: Hell yeah. Hot tub, son. Ha-ha! Like we always dreamed of. It's gonna be like living in a Holiday Inn Express.
Cheyenne: We can't afford a hot tub.
Bo: We got 20 grand now. That's literally an infinite amount of money.
Amy: No, Bo, you have to return that right now.
Dina: Can't. It's a floor model. No returns.
Garrett: So what does that mean?
Dina: Congrats. We're officially Quad-A. May God have mercy on us all.

Glenn: Okay, so I put all the important dates on this pregnancy calendar, see? Like the implantation and the ultrasounds. So I guess you know what you're gonna be doing with all your free time for the next nine months.
Cheyenne: Great, I'll be pregnant when it's really hot. That's fun.
Glenn: Cheyenne, do you really wanna do this?
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm. I'm really happy about it.
Glenn: The deal's off.
Cheyenne: No, I can do it.
Glenn: I don't want you to. Because I don't want my baby carried by a huge stinker, like you.
Cheyenne: I'm a stinker? You're a fat bitch. Oh, wait, you're being nice.
Glenn: No, I'm not being nice. I'm being mean. And... now I don't want a big stinky baby from a big stinker like you. Get out of my office. You're stinking up the place. Pee-yew! Ugh. Go take a bath in some tomatoes.

Dina: We never appreciated what we had here.
Garrett: Let's relax. It was a crappy store.
Dina: Yeah, fair enough.
Mateo: It'll be fine, you guys. We'll clean as we go. We'll clean as we go.

Kelly: How do you get money stains off your hands?
Amy: What're you talking about?
Kelly: You know how when you handle money, the ink comes off on your hands?

Amy: There are so many of these.
Garrett: Where we at?
Amy: We're not Quad-A. We did it! [excited chatter]
Garrett: Alright!
Amy: You tiny little fool.
Marcus: We're not number one. We're not nu... no. It doesn't work as well.