Glenn Quote #346
Quote from Glenn in High Volume Store
Glenn: Okay, so I put all the important dates on this pregnancy calendar, see? Like the implantation and the ultrasounds. So I guess you know what you're gonna be doing with all your free time for the next nine months.
Cheyenne: Great, I'll be pregnant when it's really hot. That's fun.
Glenn: Cheyenne, do you really wanna do this?
Cheyenne: Mm-hmm. I'm really happy about it.
Glenn: The deal's off.
Cheyenne: No, I can do it.
Glenn: I don't want you to. Because I don't want my baby carried by a huge stinker, like you.
Cheyenne: I'm a stinker? You're a fat bitch. Oh, wait, you're being nice.
Glenn: No, I'm not being nice. I'm being mean. And... now I don't want a big stinky baby from a big stinker like you. Get out of my office. You're stinking up the place. Pee-yew! Ugh. Go take a bath in some tomatoes.
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Glenn: Turns out that when you can't pay top dollar, the surrogates you get are just a bunch of plops.
Cheyenne: Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone.
Glenn: I don't know. Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying to send me a message that people in their late 50s shouldn't conceive a child.
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Kelly: You should go with this one. It's 4K.
Man: What does 4K mean?
Kelly: Oh, um, The first K is "knowledge." And then the second K...
Mateo: 4K televisions have 8.3 megapixels. The human eye is literally incapable of appreciating a finer resolution than this.
Man: Wow. Okay, I'll take it.
Mateo: There you go.
Man: Thank you.
Kelly: It has all of the channels.
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Jeff: Any questions? [Garrett raises his hand]Garrett.
Garrett: Abnormally shaped how?
Glenn: Oh, okay, well, if a woman's uterus is normally shaped like a V, Jerusha's is kinda like a corkscrew. Kinda like a duck's. Wait, I'll... I'll draw it.
Jeff: I meant questions about the reclassification.