Amy Quote #246
Quote from Amy in High Volume Store
Dina: What's happening?
Mateo: Did we hit our goal?
Amy: No, guys. This has to be a mistake. We're like thousands under.
Kelly: No, we're not. I couldn't stop him.
Bo: Hell yeah. Hot tub, son. Ha-ha! Like we always dreamed of. It's gonna be like living in a Holiday Inn Express.
Cheyenne: We can't afford a hot tub.
Bo: We got 20 grand now. That's literally an infinite amount of money.
Amy: No, Bo, you have to return that right now.
Dina: Can't. It's a floor model. No returns.
Garrett: So what does that mean?
Dina: Congrats. We're officially Quad-A. May God have mercy on us all.
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Turns out that when you can't pay top dollar, the surrogates you get are just a bunch of plops.
Cheyenne: Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone.
Glenn: I don't know. Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying to send me a message that people in their late 50s shouldn't conceive a child.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: You should go with this one. It's 4K.
Man: What does 4K mean?
Kelly: Oh, um, The first K is "knowledge." And then the second K...
Mateo: 4K televisions have 8.3 megapixels. The human eye is literally incapable of appreciating a finer resolution than this.
Man: Wow. Okay, I'll take it.
Mateo: There you go.
Man: Thank you.
Kelly: It has all of the channels.
Quote from Glenn
Jeff: Any questions? [Garrett raises his hand]Garrett.
Garrett: Abnormally shaped how?
Glenn: Oh, okay, well, if a woman's uterus is normally shaped like a V, Jerusha's is kinda like a corkscrew. Kinda like a duck's. Wait, I'll... I'll draw it.
Jeff: I meant questions about the reclassification.