Jonah Quote #383
Jonah: This, uh... This shirt comes in two colors. Think I might have picked the wrong one, you know? What do you think? It's a little loud. Don't you think?
Garrett: I don't know.
Jonah: Maybe- Maybe I should just get rid of it. Just give it away, 'cause it's like it's like, is this really a good shirt? What would you think about me just getting rid of this shirt?
Garrett: Do what you want.
Jonah: Huh. Okay, okay. So if I never wore this shirt again, that would be cool with you?
Garrett: I don't know what you're asking me.
Jonah: Nothing. I'm not asking anything. I was just saying, I think I might get rid of this shirt.
Garrett: Okay. It's just that we have to finish these baskets or we can't go home.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, great. No, that's what I'm doing. Great, yeah. Let's let's finish these baskets. Let's go, let's go.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.