Jonah Quote #381
Jonah: It's just- Forget it. It's nothing.
Amy: No, no, I'm not mad about it. I'm curious, I think it would be good for me to know. I could work on it.
Jonah: I mean, eh, if I racked my brain, I guess maybe I heard once somebody say something like, uh, "I wish she would say thank you more," you know?
Amy: I say thank you all the time.
Jonah: [chuckles] I know.
Amy: I'm, like, always saying thank you, like, too much.
Jonah: Yeah, that's what I said.
Amy: Yeah, exactly. Who said it?
Jonah: Nobody.
Amy: Nobody? Somebody said it.
Jonah: You know what, I misspoke. Uh, what I meant to say is whenever you leave a room, we all just sit in respectful silence.
Amy: Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
Jonah: If it makes you feel any better, they just make fun of me openly to my face.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.