Jonah Quote #386
Amy: I'm not the bad guy here. You're the ones who have been sitting in here, talking about me behind my back. If you have something to say, why don't you just say it to my face?
Jonah: Yeah, that goes for everyone. If you have an opinion about someone, tell them, bad or good.
Sayid: Who goes around saying good things about people behind their backs?
Jonah: That's a really good question. Garrett, do you have any thoughts about that?
Garrett: No, not really.
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‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.