Garrett Quote #366
Glenn: 30 pieces of silver. It is done. 30 pieces of silver. 30 pieces of silver.
Garrett: Okay, you know what, let's just forget the lines, okay? Forget the lines. Who is Judas?
Glenn: He's the disciple that betrayed Jesus.
Garrett: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody knows that. But who is he? Let's do a little role play, okay? You be Judas.
Glenn: Mm-hmm.
Garrett: And I'll be Judas's friend.
Glenn: Oh, uh, Peter.
Garrett: Great, I'll be Peter. You're Judas. It's not Easter. We're not talking Jesus.
Glenn: Yeah.
Garrett: We're just two dudes hanging out in Jerusalem cutting it up.
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Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.