Mateo Quote #267
Mateo: So she's all, "No, the nice girl" from the Bradley Cooper movie," and I'm like, "That is Lady Gaga."
Cheyenne: [chuckles] Your grandma's such a basic bitch.
Carol: Hey, have you guys noticed Amy's acting weird today?
Mateo: Totally. What's with the voice? She's all, "Thank you, Mateo." I mean, it's totally working, but also super random.
Sayid: What is she eating, cigars?
Jonah: I had the craziest customer come up to me this morning.
Mateo: Also, what's with the weirdly intimate stares?
Cheyenne: Did I tell you about the time she high-fived me and interlocked fingers? I felt so violated.
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‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.