Jonah Quote #585
Jonah: Great job on these baskets, man. You really knocked that one out of the park.
Garrett: Thanks, man.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, sure, you know. Just, you know, throwing out a compliment as one does. So mm-hmm. Cool shoes.
Garrett: Thanks. Yeah, they're Jordan 11 Retro Concords.
Jonah: What? Those are so dope, son. I love them. Huh? What's I'm sorry, I missed- I missed that.
Garrett: I didn't say anything.
Jonah: Oh, I thought you said something about me.
Garrett: I did not.
Jonah: Ah, okay, well... [Garrett moves away] Mm, you smell nice. Is that, uh... Is that like a new... What is that?
Superstore Quotes
‘Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Easter is upon us. So treat your kids to a Cloud 9 Easter basket, full of candy, toys and HDMI cables, because we had an overstock. Happy Easter.
Quote from Carol
Cheyenne: What other private areas do you spy on us in? Are there cameras in the bathroom?
Carol: Oh, my God, are you watching us masturbate at work?
Amy: Uh... no. And you shouldn't be masturbating at work.
Carol: Then how do you know I'm doing it? [raises hand for a high-five]
Cheyenne: I'm good, thanks.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What is up with her lately? She's so uptight.
Cheyenne: Yeah, well, she's about to chill the F out. I had some ecstasy left over from St. Patrick's Day, so I put some in her coffee.
Mateo: Oh, no.
Amy: [o.s.] What the hell?
Mateo: She deserves it.
Carol: Oh, good for you.
Amy: [enters] You drugged me? What the hell is wrong with you? Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast. Oh, how much did you give me?
Cheyenne: None, bitch. You caught.