Sandra: Just a little more color on your cheeks. There.
Jerry: How do I look?
Sandra: You look good.
Carol: [blows vape smoke] Really? I think he looks like his whore sister.

Jonah: Ah!
Garrett: Can you stop doing that?
Jonah: What?
Garrett: That "ah" you do every time you move.
Mateo: It bugs.
Jonah: I'm sorry. I didn't realize I did that. Let me know if I'm doing anything else that "bugs."
Cheyenne: Um, those bunny ears with your hands when you talk are annoying.
Jonah: Um, noted. Um, I'll try not to do anything else, um, annoying when I, um, talk.
Cheyenne: Thank you.
Mateo: He's making fun of you, Cheyenne, because he thinks he's better than everyone else here.

Amy: Oh, I'm sorry, he thinks he's better than everyone? You're the one who walks into the break room every morning and says, "Good morning, turd people." It wasn't funny the first time.
Mateo: It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to make you feel bad for being turd people.
Glenn: Okay, guys, come on. Let's be nice to each other, you know. Spending all this time together can make us a little bit bonkers.
Dina: It's true. Do you know how many murders happen on submarines?
Garrett: Okay, great. Well, then let's all stop annoying each other and nobody has to get hurt.
Marcus: What if we don't know what we're doing that's annoying? Paradox.
Cheyenne: Maybe we should go around and each say something about someone that annoys us.
Amy: Mm, that sounds like a real bad idea.
Mateo: "That sounds like a real bad idea." Who am I?
Isaac: Oh! Amy. Easy.
Amy: Okay, fine, let's do this. Uh, Mateo, when you say "touche," you sound like a douche. Who's next?

Jonah: You don't know how to tell a story, Glenn. You get lost in the details, like whatever people were having for lunch.
Glenn: I am trying to paint a picture.
Jonah: Nobody cares if it doesn't impact the story.

Mateo: Garrett, your breath smells like farts, and your farts smell like food. You need to see a doctor. And, Marcus, why do you smell like sour milk?
Marcus: I eat cereal while I drive to work, and most of the time, it spills.

Glenn: Dina, your voice is a smidge loud.
Dina: [loudly] Well, I'm so sorry that I have an unusually large diaphragm!
Justine: That makes two of us! Up top!
Dina: Get your [bleep]ing hand out of my face!

Glenn: The trick is to take a box out without knocking over the rest of the tower.
Cheyenne: Whoa.
Mateo: Yep, that's the trick.
Cheyenne: Cool.

Glenn: [on the phone] It is really coming down out there, and I'm worried about people making it home safely.
Woman: Oh, of course, the most important thing is the safety of our employees.
Glenn: Exactly, so, uh, I was hoping I could let everyone go a little early?
Woman: Oh, wouldn't that be such a sweet gesture?
Glenn: Uh-huh, it it would be, yes.
Woman: Well, if you need anything at all, we're here for you and, uh, we will be right up until closing time.
Glenn: So you're saying we can't leave?
Woman: I'm saying we appreciate your commitment to stay.
Glenn: Thank you.

Glenn: Well, I just heard an update on KFR-AM 520 with Bill Mudd, the Weather Stud who, by the way, if you go to their website, is far from studly.
Dina: Oh, his eyes are on the side of his head.
Glenn: I know.
Dina: Yeah.

Glenn: Let's just help ourselves to whatever we need: bedding, food, pajamas, you know. Mi casa is sues mos, wazzas.