Isaac: I was gonna host chili night tonight.
Marcus: We were gonna host chili night tonight.
Isaac: Well, it's my apartment. You're just bringing the chili.
Marcus: The chili's the whole point.

Glenn: See, this isn't so bad. It's like we're all having a big slumber party.
Cheyenne: Ooh, we should do a Ouija board.
Garrett: Nah, the only dead guy here is Sal, and I don't want to talk to that dude.

Justine: Oh, we could play Spin the Bottle.
Marcus: I'm awesome at Spin the Bottle. I can make it spin forever. It's like a wrist thing.

Dina: All right, let's go around and each of us say how we lost our virginity.
Glenn: Oh, no, we don't need to do that.
Dina: Okay, for me, it was Mark Benthis. He was this jock in high school, and I was tutoring him in English. So one day, he comes to my house to study after basketball practice and he's all sweaty and one thing leads to another. Alley-oop.
Carol: Swish.
Cheyenne: That's awesome. Did you guys date after that?
Dina: No, he pretended not to know me, so I started tutoring him wrong. If he thought he was dyslexic before... [laughs]

Mateo: Jasmine Mendoza.
Cheyenne: Oh?
Amy: Wow.
Mateo: I know. I was so freaked out afterwards, she had to take me to the emergency room.
Cheyenne: Aww.
Mateo: I'm crying.

Amy: I think our mattress deflated.
Jonah: Oh, is that what that sound was? I thought you were just continuously farting all night, which I thought was cute.

Glenn: Oh, hey, do you guys wanna come for breakfast? It's Thursday, so we're having waffle sticks and pancake rollovers and French toast poppers.
Garrett: Yeah, I think we've spent enough time with each other for a while.

Jonah: That is a lot of snow.
Dina: Yes! I told you! I said we need to ration our food because we may be stuck in there for a while, but did any of you listen to me? Nope, and now we very well may starve to death. [laughs] In your faces! Boom! Always right. Another one for the good guys.

Cheyenne: I chipped my tooth biting a chocolate coin that turned out to just be a quarter. And then another time, I fell up an escalator when I was taking a selfie.

Woman: My son's six. Game of Thrones has too much nudity.
Mateo: I feel like both those shows have way too many white people.
Dina: Yeah, I got to agree. I watch TV as an escape, not to see more white people.
Glenn: Well, I could watch something with a little more diversity.
Mateo: How about Empire?
Glenn: [inhales] Gonna start right in the deep end, huh?
Garrett: Guys, there are two DVDs: Game of Thrones season one, Friends season nine. That's it. It has to be one of those choices.
Dina: You know, I've always wanted to watch Orange Is the New Black.
Woman: I'd watch that.
Garrett: I thought you said your son couldn't watch nudity.
Woman: He likes strong female leads. [boy nods]