Mateo: I guessed last week when you plowed through that pile of taquitos.
Amy: It wasn't a pile of taquitos. It was a couple taquitos.

Kelly: Don't worry. I couldn't tell. Did you know?
Jonah: No. Mm-mm. No, I didn't know until just now. That is wild, and wacky stuff. I did not know that.

Marcus: Well, I could tell already. I compared the pictures.
Amy: What pictures...
Marcus: What pictures?

Glenn: [on the phone] And something else you might want to know is... [imitates trumpet fanfare] Amy's pregnant!
Man: Um, "quarterly reports" really mainly just refers to the financials. I don't know who Amy is.
Glenn: The floor manager.
Dina: I'm her best friend.
Man: So. Okay. Uh, few things on our end: we're figuring out which store will host the next CEO Town Hall meeting, and with your story of rebuilding after the tornado, you guys are on the short list.
Dina: Oh. So, the CEO may come to this store that we're in right now? That's... interesting.
Glenn: If he needs a place to stay, he can have my master bedroom. Jerusha and I could share Timur's trundle bed.
Dina: My place is quieter. Do you know what kind of shampoo he uses? I usually make my own.
Man: My guess is that he would stay at a hotel, but for now, if you could send us a photo of your team, that would help with promotional materials.
Glenn: We'll get you 100 photos. 1,000!
Man: One's good.

Dina: Okay, everyone, I need your shirts tucked and your guts sucked. Pretty people up front. Uggos in the back.

Sandra: Um, Glenn.
Glenn: Hm?
Sandra: Could I be in the picture?
Glenn: Oh, I wish that you could, Sandra, but somebody's got to take the picture. Maybe next year.
Sandra: Okay, it's just that I was the one who took it last year and the year before that.

Garrett: Did you change for this?
Mateo: I want to shine. Is it a crime to shine?
Cheyenne: I like it. You look like a car freshener.
Mateo: Thank you.

Glenn: Okay, now let's look like a family. Okay, everyone put your arms around each other.
Jonah: Okay.
Kelly: Yeah.
Glenn: Jonah, both arms. Pregnancy's not contagious.
Janet: Have you two never taken a picture? Some of us have to pee.

Mateo: Oh, hey, Amy. Did you drop that $20 bill?
Amy: Uh, nope, that's not mine.
Mateo: Oh. Well, I mean, you saw it first, so finders keepers.
Amy: No, I didn't. You found it.
Mateo: Why don't you just keep it.
Amy: Mateo, thank you. That's very kind of you. But I don't really need handouts.
Mateo: Handouts? I don't even know what you're talking about. Someone dropped that there. I don't know who.

Cheyenne: So how did Alex take it?
Amy: Relatively well, I guess. I mean, I don't know how you're supposed to take it when you find out the woman you're dating is pregnant with another man's child.
Marcus: Oh, you should've asked me. I've had that conversation multiple times.