Jonah: You're missing the big movie premiere.
Amy: Yeah, I guess I'll just have to Netflix it.

Amy: Oh, my God. Cry me a river.
Jonah: This is what I'm talking about! You love playing the martyr. But nobody gets to criticize you on your crap.
Amy: Are you really that pissed off that I kissed you?
Jonah: No, I'm pissed off that I waited around for you for two years, and you waited until I was in a relationship and you were pregnant to kiss me.
Amy: Who asked you to wait around? I don't even know what you're still doing here, Jonah. You can leave whenever you want.
Jonah: So could you, but we all know that's never gonna happen.
Amy: Go to hell, Jonah.

Justine: That was so good. That could seriously be on YouTube.
Mateo: Guys, I would watch a show about us.
Cheyenne: Me too. I want to show Bo. He's never seen me in a video with clothes on.

Kelly: Oh, um, so my parents are in. Cheesecake Factory on Sunday. Or they like Buca Di Beppo too. I don't know. What do you think?
Jonah: I say we do both. Throw in Panera, and it's a brunch crawl.
Kelly: Perfect! [giggles] I love you.
Jonah: I think we should break up.