Dina: Cheyenne, tell us what you remember about the day the tornado hit.
Cheyenne: Um. Okay, I remember I had Chipotle for breakfast. And the guy who made my burrito was like really creepy, but kind of in a hot way. He was like, "What kind of protein do you want?" [chuckles] And I was like, "Carnitas."
Glenn: No, more... what was it like here? At work. In the store.
Dina: Did you think you were going to die?
Cheyenne: Yeah, totally.
Glenn: Could you say that as a complete sentence?
Cheyenne: Uh, sure. [clears throat] I thought I was gonna die.
Dina: Cheyenne, we're getting nothing. Okay? If you thought you were gonna die, maybe act like it.
Cheyenne: Oh, okay, yeah, I can act like that, okay. I remember coming... [coughs] Sorry. I remember coming into... [coughs] to work.
Glenn: Are you okay?
Cheyenne: Ah. I'm sorry. I just... [coughs] Oh, my God, it feels like my throat is closing up. [coughs] Oh, God. I think someone poisoned my drink. Oh, my skin is on fire. [pained yelling]
Garrett: I think we got it.

Amy: You can't just not talk to me.
Jonah: I'm not not talking to you. I just don't want to talk about yesterday. We can talk about anything else. You want to talk about SpaceX, I'm in.
Amy: Uh, okay. I think it's really gross that only rich people get to go to space, and also it's like, focus on Earth problems before we set up shop on Mars.
Jonah: Interesting. Counterpoint.
Amy: Okay, I don't really want to talk about this. I want to talk about yesterday.

Jonah: Well, you've got your hands full. So I'm gonna take my break now.
Amy: No, I just really want to finish our talk.
Jonah: We can talk about SpaceX another time.
Amy: No, we can't. Not at the rate that they're burning through capital.

Kelly: [to Jonah] Okay, um, how about a Mother's Day brunch?
Marcus: We doing brunch? I'm always down for brunch.
Jonah: Oh, uh, it's just us.
Marcus: Oh, okay. Well we should meet up afterwards. I'm supposed to meet my mom later that day, but I can blow it off, so it's totally fine.

Carol: [on the phone] Hey, Alex, it's Carol from Cloud 9. I got your number off of the vendor list. I was the one that was vaping by the Dumpster last Thursday, and you said, "Are you vaping?" And I said, "Yeah." Anyway, I heard about the breakup, and I just wanted to say sorry. So let me know if you ever want to go grab drinks or you can just come by for a massage or whatever.

Amy: I mean, Adam did offer to get back together, so we'll see.
Sandra: [gasps] You're back with Adam. Yay, Amy.
Amy: Well, no. Not really. I mean, yes, he offered, but I'm not gonna do it.
Mateo: [scoffs] I'm sorry. The father of your baby wants to step up? Do you watch any daytime talk shows? That never happens.

Janet: I wouldn't say no to a man offering to support me and my baby.
Amy: He can't support me. He works part time at a PetSmart.
Marcus: Which PetSmart?
Amy: The one on Balson.
Mateo: Oh, that's the good one.
Janet: Oh, wow.
Cheyenne: I bet with his discount you can get a lizard for like nothing.
Amy: I'm willing to pay full price for a lizard if it means I don't have to get back with my ex-husband.

Mateo: I mean, I know it's not ideal, but given the choice between Adam and no one?
Amy: Okay, I don't really want to talk about this anymore. So, uh, let's find something else to talk about.
Marcus: Just one more thing. Ames. I thought a lot about this, and you being pregnant is not a deal breaker for me. I may not be that baby's father, but I'm willing to step up and be its dad.
Amy: Thank you, Marcus. I'll let you know.
Janet: Okay, now two men are willing to be the father. You are running out of sympathy points, girl.

Amy: I'm pregnant.
Jonah: You're... pregnant? With... a baby? Sorry, obviously that's... um. Uh, who...
Amy: Uh, it's Adam.
Jonah: Oh, yeah, Adam. Adam.
Amy: It was just a... it was a one-time thing.
Jonah: How's... How's Adam doing?
Amy: He's... He's good.
Jonah: Great, great. That's... tell him I said hi. Um. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.
Amy: I don't know.
Jonah: Why did you kiss me?
Amy: I just... I wanted to. Before everything changed.
Jonah: I can't even... [starts to walk away] You know what? No. Forget it. [turns back] Nope. [stops] Uh-uh.

Glenn: Well, that's it for the prepared announcements. Now I'll open it up to the room, in case anyone has something they'd like to say. Maybe about Mother's Day?
Cheyenne: Well, my mom broke parole, so I think that this is gonna be the last...
Glenn: No, Cheyenne. Amy has the floor.
Amy: Oh. Okay, I see. Hey guys, I'm pregnant.
Glenn: What?
Garrett: Wow.
Glenn: What? Oh, my God, out of nowhere.
Cheyenne: I know what you're thinking, but I only told, like, three people, so this is not on me.
Amy: It's fine. Everybody would have been able to tell soon anyway.