‘The More You Ignore Me’
Season 7, Episode 6 - Aired November 11, 2015
Claire and Phil are concerned when Luke is arrested for driving without a license and they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. Cameron tries to convince Gloria to sell her family's sauce at the farmer's market, while Mitchell helps Jay film a video for an industry awards show. Meanwhile, Haley and Dylan run into Andy and Beth at the cinema.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: What's the rush? Sometimes they put a funny skit thing after all the names.
Andy: Hey. Guys, wait up. You want to go grab a burger and a beer next door?
Haley: Well, I-
Dylan: I definitely do. That movie brought up so much for me. Plus, I got to take my pill with food.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Will you put this in my veggie burger and not tell me where it is?
Quote from Claire
Phil: Why did you stop me? I was gonna bust her.
Claire: What? In a little lie? I mean, come on. She's probably visiting a friend and she didn't want to hurt our feelings.
Phil: She barely reacted when she heard that Luke got arrested. She's obviously hiding something. And now she's walking into that liquor store.
Claire: Oh, no. Oh, no. Now, this is serious. A college student is visiting a friend, and they're buying beer! Relax, Phil. This girl has two patents.
Phil: What she needs is two parents.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Oh, my god. Hang on. She's getting into that van.
Phil: Oh, now we're concerned!
Claire: Yes, I'm concerned! That is a sketchy repair van that is probably being driven by some middle-aged pervert with one long fingernail that she met online. Oh, my god, go! Follow them!
Quote from Mitchell
Gloria: Did everyone love the sauce?
Mitchell: Well, if by "everyone" you mean a thousand bees and a pony that escaped from the riding circle, yeah.
Quote from Jay
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I needed the distraction. I had spent enough of my day obsessing over Simon's job offer. Plus, I don't know seeing my big, strong dad reach out to me in a vulnerable way, it was- It was kind of touching.
[back:]
Jay: The red button! How do you not see it?! Before you got here, I was turning it on with a broom! Now just- Forget it. Let's get lunch.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: I can dry it! I can dry it!
Mitchell: No, now the ink's running.
Gloria: Cam! No, and now you have ruined my great-uncle's napkins!
Cameron: Does- Okay, does everything at this table have meaning?
Quote from Luke
Manny: Hey, sorry I'm late. My new lady, Rachel, needed help picking a pair of shorts to make her stepdad mad.
Luke: I wonder what's more of a "screw you", you telling me that story or that the ducks now stare at me while they slowly go to the bathroom?
Quote from Jay
Jay: What drives Jay Pritchett? A desire never to repeat himself. Let me do that again. [later] What drives Jay Pritchett? An Audi. I'm gonna start with a joke? I'm following Red Murtaugh. The man's hilarious. You've seen him be that baby in his ads.
Mitchell: Just so you know, the camera only has 11 hours of battery, so...
Quote from Mitchell
Jay: Why do I look so pale and sweaty?
Mitchell: Oh, well, you're old and Irish.