‘The More You Ignore Me’
Season 7, Episode 6 - Aired November 11, 2015
Claire and Phil are concerned when Luke is arrested for driving without a license and they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. Cameron tries to convince Gloria to sell her family's sauce at the farmer's market, while Mitchell helps Jay film a video for an industry awards show. Meanwhile, Haley and Dylan run into Andy and Beth at the cinema.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: He thinks that he's the only business titan in this family.
Gloria: Nobody can tell me what I can or cannot do. I have some sauce to sell.
Mitchell: And I'm gonna go register my new firm right now.
Cameron: And I'm gonna storm out, too, even though both of those things actually make me very happy.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You want to know what drove Jay Pritchett? People telling me I wasn't good enough. There's something about a person telling you you can't do something. It just lights the competitive fires drives us to take risks opens us up to new opportunities. Everything I did, I did to prove the naysayers wrong. So, to everyone who didn't think I was good enough-
Joe: Look, dad! I tied my shoes!
Jay: Good job, Joe! Ah. How do you like me now?
Quote from Phil
Claire: Honey, I don't wanna go to this Titans dinner any more than you do, but we're gonna be late. Phil. Phil. Phil!
Phil: Dunphy.
Claire: What is going on?
Phil: I'm trying to pay Luke's impound fee, but this automated phone system doesn't understand anything I'm saying.
Phil: Dun-phy. Dun-phy. Yes. No. No. Not Bill Dunphy. We went over my first name for 20 minutes! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! [the ducklings follow Phil]
Quote from Dylan
Andy: Hey, you two.
Dylan: Hey, Andy. Very cool you're not fat anymore.