Phil: Why did you stop me? I was gonna bust her.
Claire: What? In a little lie? I mean, come on. She's probably visiting a friend and she didn't want to hurt our feelings.
Phil: She barely reacted when she heard that Luke got arrested. She's obviously hiding something. And now she's walking into that liquor store.
Claire: Oh, no. Oh, no. Now, this is serious. A college student is visiting a friend, and they're buying beer! Relax, Phil. This girl has two patents.
Phil: What she needs is two parents.