Jay Quote #914

Quote from Jay in The More You Ignore Me

Jay: What drives Jay Pritchett? A desire never to repeat himself. Let me do that again. [later] What drives Jay Pritchett? An Audi. I'm gonna start with a joke? I'm following Red Murtaugh. The man's hilarious. You've seen him be that baby in his ads.
Mitchell: Just so you know, the camera only has 11 hours of battery, so...

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 ‘The More You Ignore Me’ Quotes

Quote from Gloria

Gloria: It's a secret recipe that has been in my family for generations.
Cameron: Was your sauce buried in a local time capsule during the bicentennial? Because mine was.
Gloria: My great-aunt Miranda was the only one that could make it, and because I was the oldest girl that didn't marry a Peruvian, the recipe passed down to me.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] It was a boon year for tomatoes on the farm, or what we're calling Tomatogeddon. So they made an extra-large batch of Tucker's famous, and we're selling it at the Farmers' Market.
Mitchell: Now, when you say "famous"?
Cameron: It's known Missouri-wide. A death-row inmate requested it for his last meal.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: Well, you, sir, take your time deciding. We'll be here just as sure as a coonhound takes a summer nap in the shade of a chifferobe.
Mitchell: OK, now you're just randomly throwing words together from "To Kill a Mockingbird."