‘Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels’
Season 4, Episode 13 - Aired February 10, 2004
Rory isn't sure how to react now Jess is back in town and avoiding her. Meanwhile, Lorelai tries to get Luke to fix a broken window during a cold spell.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: [into walkie-talkie] We need more stars in the gazebo area. I repeat: we need more stars in the gazebo area. Do you copy? Roger.
Joe: I'm supposed to say roger, Kirk.
Kirk: I don't think so. Copy. Roger.
Joe: Roger means I heard you, Kirk. I was supposed to say roger.
Kirk: Negative. I am in charge here and I say roger! Roger.
Quote from Luke
Luke: Shouldn't you have a marching band behind you?
Jess: Go away.
Luke: The Budweiser Clydesdales prancing along, Ann Jillian waving in the back.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Oh, okay, how does it look?
Lane: Festive and femme.
Lorelai: Yes, and completely ineffective.
Lane: Maybe it just needs another layer.
Lorelai: Yes, of glass.
Rory: Nice. Something to protect us from freezer burn.
Lorelai: Come over here and help us.
Rory: I'm not going to help you Barbie Band-aid our window.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: So, listen, I have some errands to run today. Do you need anything?
Lane: No, I'm fine.
Lorelai: Okay. I'll probably be heading down Elm.
Lane: Well, that's a good street.
Lorelai: Yes, it is. If there is anything you'd want me to do on Elm, or anyone you wanted me to see, I could...
Lane: That's okay. Has she said anything to you?
Lorelai: No, but she's wanted to.
Lane: How can you tell?
Lorelai: Let's just say it's a mom thing.
Quote from Emily
Lorelai: [answers phone] Hello?
Emily: It's a complete disaster!
Lorelai: My existence?
Emily: Not everything is about you, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Oh, sorry.
Emily: The rare manuscripts acquisition fundraiser is tonight and we still haven't filled our table. I'm four people short.
Richard: The Burles are going to visit their daughter in New Hampshire.
Emily: Well, then they can just go straight to hell, then, can't they?
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: Excuse me, I wanted those.
Miss Patty: Turquoise? With your complexion?
Kirk: They're for Lulu. She's a sweetheart.
Miss Patty: Does she have pierced ears?
Kirk: I can check. [over walkie-talkie] Joe, have you ever noticed my girlfriend's lobes?
Joe: What?
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Hey, Luke, hey Luke, hold on! Please, I know you owe us nothing but our dead frozen carcasses may someday haunt you in your old age... or not because you don't know who I am.
Quote from Rory
Rory: I saw him.
Lorelai: Who?
Babette: Jess?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: When?
Babette: Where?
Rory: Today at Weston's.
Lorelai: He went into Weston's?
Babette: That little bastard.
Lorelai: What happened?
Rory: I went in, he saw me and he left.
Babette: No!
Lorelai: He said nothing?
Rory: No, he said something. He said, "I'm leaving."
Quote from Luke
Liz: I've been gone twenty seconds.
Luke: That's all it takes.
Liz: To do what? Steal the singing "Be Happy" Bass?
Luke: Hey, that is my singing "Be Happy" Bass and it had better still be up there, including the batteries.
Quote from Luke
Luke: So, wow.
Jess: Yep.
Luke: If I had to pick anyone in the world for my sister to be with, that guy would definitely be his cab driver.
Jess: I don't know. He had a certain something.
Luke: Yeah, lack of chromosomes.
Jess: That sounds right.