Emily Quote #303
Quote from Emily in Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels
Lorelai: [answers phone] Hello?
Emily: It's a complete disaster!
Lorelai: My existence?
Emily: Not everything is about you, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Oh, sorry.
Emily: The rare manuscripts acquisition fundraiser is tonight and we still haven't filled our table. I'm four people short.
Richard: The Burles are going to visit their daughter in New Hampshire.
Emily: Well, then they can just go straight to hell, then, can't they?
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: I think we're late.
Lorelai: We're not late.
Rory: Well, Grandma said dinner starts at six.
Lorelai: Yeah, well that means seven.
Rory: In what universe?
Lorelai: They invite you at six knowing you won't be here until seven so dinner won't start until eight. Actually we're early.
Quote from Lorelai
Lane: Hey, did somebody sit on me just now?
Lorelai: No, why?
Lane: My hip hurts.
Lorelai: Oh, getting old. [looks at the open oven] Hey, did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?
Quote from Jess
Luke: Jess, we have to do something about this.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: I don't know. We have to say something.
Jess: Like what?
Luke: He's a grown man with an Etch-A-Sketch!
Jess: So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear.