Emily: So, what are your choices?
Rory: God, there's, like, a thousand of them. Basketball, lacrosse, swimming, track, golf.
Emily: Golf?
Rory: Yeah.
Emily: Well, your grandfather is a golf player. He plays every week at the club. He could teach you to play like a pro.
Richard: Emily.
Emily: Why he could take you there on Sunday. It's perfect.
Richard: It's not something you can teach in an afternoon.
Lorelai: That's okay. Rory can pick something else.
Emily: Why should she pick something else? She needs to learn a sport, and Richard can teach her a sport. You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.

Emily: What is so important that can't wait for cake?
Lorelai: Keep moving.
Emily: This is as far as I can go, unless I bore my way through the wall.

Emily: Well, why don't we just let Rory decide?
Lorelai: Because Rory's the sweetest kid in the whole world and she won't tell you she doesn't wanna go because she's afraid of hurting your feelings.
Emily: Oh, I'm sure you could give her some coaching to get her over that.

Lorelai: So, any problems?
Michel: With the wedding or my life?
Lorelai: One guess. And I'll give you a hint: It's not your life.
Michel: Do you stage these events to torture me?
Lorelai: Yes.
Michel: Job well done.

Lorelai: Okay, let's start again. Any problems?
Michel: Guests are checked in, baskets are given out and 200,000 tons of Jordan almonds have been delivered.
Lorelai: Okay, good. Did Rory call?
Michel: No.
Lorelai: She's golfing all day with my father, and I'm half-expecting this big, "Save me!" call to come in. You don't care at all, do you?
Michel: To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon.

Rory: Is it hard to become a member here?
Richard: Everyone has to go through a thorough screening process.
Rory: Kind of like the FBI?
Richard: We're much more thorough than that.
Rory: Wow.
Richard: Yes. Do you know the merger of Forscape and DSS happened right here on this lawn?
Rory: Really?
Richard: International finance will never be the same and all because of a lost golfing bet.
Rory: That's crazy.
Richard: Well, that's high finance.

Jackson: Listen. I know you ordered strawberries, but they weren't any good. So instead of selling you substandard strawberries I brought you blueberries.
Sookie: Well, I've got to make strawberry shortcake for 200 people so I think I'll need strawberries.
Jackson: Use the blueberries.
Sookie: To make what?
Jackson: Blueberry shortcake.
Sookie: There's no such thing.
Jackson: Hey, the world was flat until someone took a boat trip.
Sookie: Can I see these strawberries?
Jackson: No.
Sookie: Just one?
Jackson: No.
Sookie: How about a Polaroid?

Michel: The battle for soup versus salad is raging in the other room. Come quick and settle it, please. I'm running out of French curse words that they won't understand.

Sookie: So weird. Which one is which?
Lorelai: I don't know. I think the one on the right is Matt.
Michel: No, the one of the left is Matt. The one on the right is Mark.
Lorelai: That's very impressive.
Michel: Yes, well, I'm very good at observing people learning their tics and traits, the sound of their voices. It's a gift.
Sookie: That one has a Post-it on its back.
Michel: Oh, well, then that's Mark. The one on the right is Matt.
Lorelai: You will go and take that off of him.
Michel: I will not. We can't all call everyone "sweetie" and get away with it.

Rory: Can I ask you a question?
Richard: Go ahead.
Rory: What do you do?
Richard: I'm the Executive Vice President of the Gehrman-Driscoll Insurance Corporation.
Rory: Wow.
Richard: Yes.
Rory: And as Executive Vice President, what do you do?
Richard: Well, it's a very big company, one of the largest in the United States, as a matter of fact. I have a myriad of duties which would bore you greatly to hear about.
Rory: Oh, okay.
Richard: I oversee our international division.
Rory: That sounds important.
Richard: Well, it rates a parking spot.