Lorelai: You know what I was thinking?
Rory: That Madonna and Sean Penn should get remarried?
Lorelai: Besides that.

Lorelai: Is that my sweater?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: You're wearing my sweater.
Rory: So?
Lorelai: No, it's okay. It's just I thought I asked you to at least ask before you borrow my stuff.
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: It's okay. It's just, it's not too much for a simple "Can I borrow it, Mom?" is it?
Rory: No, it's not. Jeez, lighten up.
Lorelai: It's my favorite sweater, too.
Rory: Since when?
Lorelai: Since always.
Rory: This is not your favorite sweater.
Lorelai: Yes, it is. Now it's gonna be stretched out, like everything you borrow.

Lorelai: "Your boobs are bigger than mine"? I'm a mental case.
Sookie: So apologize.
Lorelai: Well, I was too mad and stupid to apologize last night and she was gone before I got up this morning. What is wrong with me?
Sookie: You're very possessive of your sweaters.
Lorelai: Sookie.
Sookie: No, I understand. If somebody breathes too hard on my paring knife I'm like a crazy spider monkey.

Lorelai: It's not about the sweater. It's about the golfing thing and the liking-it thing. She had fun, Sookie, just like my mother said she would.
Sookie: Yeah, that's gotta hurt.
Lorelai: [sighs] She should have fun. I mean, I want her to have a good relationship with her grandparents. Just because I don't doesn't mean she shouldn't, right?
Sookie: Right.
Lorelai: Right? So then, why was I trying to get her out of Friday night dinner? What, am I trying to undermine their relationship?
Sookie: No, you weren't.
Lorelai: Yes, I was.
Sookie: Yes, you were.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm 4 years old.

Sookie: You're jealous.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm not jealous.
Sookie: Yes, you are. You're jealous 'cause they like Rory better than you.
Lorelai: Oh, thank you for the hug.
Sookie: See, I'm bad at advice talks. Can we talk about soup? 'Cause I'm good with soup.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm sorry. You're fine. I'm all mixed-up. I left that life. You know, the club, my parents. I ran from it as soon as I could. It just never occurred to me that she might want it. It occurred to my mother though. God, I hate that she was right.
Sookie: You don't know that- [runs out into the road, cutting off a cyclist who falls over]
Lorelai: Oh, my God.
Man: Hey, watch it!
[Sookie runs over an inspects trays of fresh strawberries]

Lorelai: I have to be more adult about this. I mean, if the country club life is what she wants more power to her, right? You know, little white gloves and coming-out parties. That makes some girls happy, right?
Sookie: Sure, yeah. If they're on Prozac, absolutely.
Lorelai: I just never thought that I raised that kind of kid, you know? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with kids like that. I didn't think that was Rory. Maybe it's not. I don't know. Am I obsessing? Sookie? Hello? Should I wear my strawberry costume to get your attention?
Sookie: No, I'm sorry. You have a strawberry costume?

Jackson: Unbelievable!
Sookie: Jackson.
Jackson: So this is what we've come to? You sneaking around behind my back buying somebody else's strawberries?
Sookie: I was desperate!
Jackson: You disgust me!
Sookie: I needed the strawberries.
Jackson: Well, now you have them. I hope you're happy together.
Sookie: Jackson, wait!

Lorelai: You know, I'm glad you're bonding with your grandparents.
Rory: No, you're not.
Lorelai: Yes, I am. It's just weird for me, is all. I just can't relate to it.
Rory: You could if you tried.
Lorelai: No. We're too... Too much has happened. I'm glad you are, anyway.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: I didn't mean to cut you off from them so completely, you know. It just happened. Not having them in my life just felt so right. I just never thought... I'm sorry.

Lorelai: God, I must have had a million dresses like that when I was a kid.
Rory: It doesn't really scream "you."
Lorelai: No. I did all the screaming.
Rory: Thank you for not putting me in a dress like that.
Lorelai: You're welcome. Of course, wearing those dresses... Not all bad.
Rory: Oh, no?
Lorelai: They really fly up when you twirl around. And if you're wearing that ruffled underwear, big crowd pleaser.
Rory: If it makes you feel better, I think I got a fungus from the steam room.
Lorelai: It does. Thank you.

Richard: Rory, I have a surprise. Not only did I find that copy of Mencken's Chrestomathy we discussed, I also found a first edition of his memoirs as well.
Rory: You're kidding.
Richard: It's in my office if you'd like to see them.
Rory: Oh, my God, I totally would.
Emily: I'd like to take a look at those myself.
Richard: Hmm.
[As Richard, Emily and Rory leave, Lorelai remains on the couch with her glass of wine]