Jackson: Listen. I know you ordered strawberries, but they weren't any good. So instead of selling you substandard strawberries I brought you blueberries.
Sookie: Well, I've got to make strawberry shortcake for 200 people so I think I'll need strawberries.
Jackson: Use the blueberries.
Sookie: To make what?
Jackson: Blueberry shortcake.
Sookie: There's no such thing.
Jackson: Hey, the world was flat until someone took a boat trip.
Sookie: Can I see these strawberries?
Jackson: No.
Sookie: Just one?
Jackson: No.
Sookie: How about a Polaroid?