Sookie: So weird. Which one is which?
Lorelai: I don't know. I think the one on the right is Matt.
Michel: No, the one of the left is Matt. The one on the right is Mark.
Lorelai: That's very impressive.
Michel: Yes, well, I'm very good at observing people learning their tics and traits, the sound of their voices. It's a gift.
Sookie: That one has a Post-it on its back.
Michel: Oh, well, then that's Mark. The one on the right is Matt.
Lorelai: You will go and take that off of him.
Michel: I will not. We can't all call everyone "sweetie" and get away with it.