‘The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work’
Season 9, Episode 11 - Aired January 9, 2003
When Rachel visits the office during her maternity leave, she becomes convinced the guy who's covering her is angling for her job. Meanwhile, Joey gets Phoebe a part as an extra on Days of our Lives.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?
Phoebe: You could do that?
Joey: Yeah. The pay's pretty good, and you could do it for as long as you need.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. I'm gonna be on TV.
Joey: Okay, now I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think.
Phoebe: Oh, really?
Joey: No, it is awesome.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I think she's gonna be the hit of the office. Yeah, she's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?
Quote from Monica
Monica: Okay. I have looked through a bunch of career guides photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders, so you can make an informed decision.
Chandler: How long was I in there?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I mean, I could write slogans. How hard could it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew."
"Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."
"A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?"
Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
Chandler: Honey, leave it to the pros.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.
Ross: Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff. Who the hell are you?
Gavin: Who the hell are you?
Rachel: I'm the hell person whose office this is.
Ross: Good one, Rach.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. Look at me. I'm a nurse.
Joey: Yes, you are. I think it might be time for my sponge bath. Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.
Director: Yeah, well, don't be.
Phoebe: Okay, that helps.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Don't worry about it, Pheebs. It usually takes me three takes too. All right, eight.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: What do you mean you're taking over my job?
Gavin: While you were on your baby vacation, I was doing your job.
Rachel: A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.
Gavin: Clearly, you've never been to Sandals Paradise Island.