
‘The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work’
Season 9, Episode 11 - Aired January 9, 2003
When Rachel visits the office during her maternity leave, she becomes convinced the guy who's covering her is angling for her job. Meanwhile, Joey gets Phoebe a part as an extra on Days of our Lives.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Joey, Listen, I can't do this. It doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?
Joey: Oh, no. Well, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.
Phoebe: Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now, suddenly, I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans.
Joey: Well, maybe you are a nurse but you moonlight as a waitress.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Because I'm a single mother supporting my two children.
Joey: Nice.
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital. Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?
Joey: No. No, see, you and Drake are having a fight.
Phoebe: About what?
Joey: He slept with you and then never called you.
Phoebe: And I just wanted a new daddy for Davey and Becky.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Emma and I came in a little early to do research on the presentation. Actually, I made a few changes. I think I'm caught up on everything. So ask me anything.
Gavin: How do you fix the chair?
Rachel: Ugh, except that.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Well, there you go, you win. You win. You get to do the presentation. You'll knock them dead. No one will remember that I worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter and Super Gavin will just fly right alongside of him.
Quote from Rachel
Gavin: You can do the presentation.
Rachel: No, I can't. I have a baby.
Gavin: I'll watch her.
Rachel: Why would you do that?
Gavin: Because you worked really hard, and it's your job. And you're a little crazy.
Rachel: That's really nice.
Gavin: I should tell you that crying women make me very uncomfortable.
Rachel: Well, you're not gonna like what's coming.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Please don't fire my friend. Just let me talk to her.
Director: Okay. Okay, but this is her last chance.
Joey: Thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow, I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald.
Quote from Monica
Monica: You faked it? You couldn't have faked it.
Chandler: Yes, you can. You just make the faces and the noises.
Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable. The one thing that's ours.