Quote from Chandler in The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work
Chandler: I mean, I could write slogans. How hard could it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?" Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best." Chandler: Honey, leave it to the pros.