‘The One with the Sonogram at the End’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired September 29, 1994
Still getting over his divorce from Carol, Ross is shocked to learn she is pregnant with his child. Meanwhile, Monica struggles with the pressure of a visit from her and Ross's parents, in whose eyes he can do no wrong, and Rachel plucks up the courage to return Barry's engagement ring.
Quote from Carol
Ross: So, what's new? Still a-
Carol: A lesbian?
Ross: Well, you never know.
Quote from Ross
Ross: You look great. I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.
Ross: Well, you know, in here, anyone who ... stands erect.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Are you through with that?
Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: She already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you already fluffed that - It's fine.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're all chaotic and twirly, you know? And not in a good way.
Quote from Monica
Joey: Calm down. You don't see Ross getting twirly every time they come.
Monica: That's because my parents think Ross can do no wrong. You see, he's "The Prince." Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him. "Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl in the veil that stomped on your heart in front of your entire family." Oh, God, and now I'm going to have to return the ring without the ring which makes it so much harder.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: All right, and when did you have it on last?
Phoebe: Doy, probably right before she lost it.
Chandler: You don't get a lot of "doy" these days.
Quote from Ross
Monica: Wh-Wh-wh-wh?
Ross: Yeah, do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.