Judy Geller: What that Rachel did to her life. We ran into her parents at the club. They were not playing well.
Jack Geller: I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding, but $40,000 is a lot of money.

Ross: Look, I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me. And so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan.
She's pregnant with my child. And she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Judy Geller: [to Monica] And you knew about this?

Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.
Phoebe: Then I've already seen this one.