Rachel: How do you fit into this whole thing?
Ross: Carol and Susan want me to be involved. But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved. It's totally up to me.
Phoebe: She is so great. I miss her.

Jack Geller: You remember the Lugwins? The big one had a thing for you.
Judy Geller: Oh, they all had a thing for him.

Judy Geller: Oh, we're having spaghetti. That's ... easy.

Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Joey: Your folks were really that bad, huh?
Ross: Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing. They take their time. They get the job done.
Monica: Boy, I know they say that you can't change your parents. Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.

Ross: So you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
Rachel: Uh, a little. A lot. So, got any advice? You know, as someone who's recently been dumped.
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word "dumped." Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, you know. So you should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard. Or I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring. And you can go with Carol and Susan to the ob-gyn.

Ross: Hey, sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur thing.

Carol: You're not seriously suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross: Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
Susan: Oh no, no. You see what he's doing? He knows no one's gonna say all those names. He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller. So he gets his way.
Ross: My way? You think this is my way? Of all the ways I ever imagined this moment being, this is not my-

Ross: Well, isn't that amazing?
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler: I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes, it kind of looks like an old potato.
Ross: Then don't do that, all right?