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The One with the Cake

‘The One with the Cake’

Season 10, Episode 4 -  Aired October 23, 2003

When Rachel and Ross throw a birthday party for Emma, their friends all wish to be somewhere else.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: So is Emma awake yet?
Rachel: No, it's still naptime. But she'll be up soon.
Ross: Where's Joey?
Rachel: I said, it's still naptime.


Quote from Joey

Ross: Hey, there's Uncle Joey.
Joey: Hey.
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday.
Joey: Eighteen, huh?
Ross: Joey, no!
Joey: What? What? It's for her hot friends.
Ross: When they see this, you'll be fifty-two.
Joey: And starting to think about settling down.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Where's the birthday girl?
Rachel: Oh, she's still napping.
Chandler: Oh, sure. She was probably up all night excited about the party she knows is happening.

Quote from Jack Geller

Joey: Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Geller. Let me help you with that.
Jack Geller: Thank you.
Joey: Oh, man, this is great, huh? The three of us together again. You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us.
Jack Geller: Which one are you?

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes in all different shapes. And if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing.
Monica: Did you give them a picture of Emma?
Rachel: Yes. On a cake shaped like a bunny.
Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say, for bachelorette parties?
Rachel: Ross, what are you talking? Oh, my God! They put my baby's face on a penis!
Phoebe: Now it's a party!
Rachel: Wait, you guys, this isn't funny. If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis so we could put it on the bunny. That is a weird sentence.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Well, while we're waiting, you could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? Okay?
Chandler: Hi, Emma. It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and Uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us because we haven't spoken to your parents in 17 years.
Chandler: We used to be married. But then we missed a weekend away together, and things kind of unraveled ... because of you. Happy birthday.

Quote from Monica

Ross: You guys, just, please, a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember the frosting, huh?
Monica: All right, five more minutes.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Hello? Oh, no, what happened? Okay, okay, where are you? Okay, I'll be right there.
Chandler: Was that Emma? Is she up?

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Chandler: To the bathroom.
Joey: Well, the rest of you get comfortable, because we are gonna be here for a- Wait, there's a window in there.
Phoebe: Oh, no. He's not getting away that easy.
Chandler: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here.
Joey: Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.
Phoebe: No, it did not.

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