Rachel: Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: I wanna say, "Someone I'm gonna have sex with."
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey.
Joey: So who's your friend?
Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas. No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends.
Joey: Why? Why?
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists.
Joey: Name one friend of yours that I did that with.
Phoebe: Mandy.
Joey: Mandy, huh? Really hot blond, big boobs?
Phoebe: No.
Joey: Might be why I don't remember, huh?
Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?

Joey: Okay, look, I may not have treated your friends well in the past. But I have grown up a lot. Really. Honest. Rach?
Rachel: Yeah, believe it or not, it's true. I mean, when Joey and I were together he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out he didn't sleep with anybody else.
Joey: Growth.

Monica: Are you okay?
Chandler: Yeah, it's just weird, you know? It's like, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"
Monica: You're gonna be great.
Chandler: You're gonna be great.
Monica: Well, obviously.

Phoebe: Wow, this place is awesome.
Ross: We should just go. I'm not gonna find anything here. This stuff is ridiculous.
Rachel: Oh, this place is great.
Ross: Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this. Nothing silver.
Phoebe: Why?
Ross: Okay, nothing with hair. And nothing with padlocks on it!

Rachel: But I mean, come on, look at this. Look at this sweater. I mean, this is just beautiful.
Ross: Wow, this is really soft. Three hundred and fifty dollars?
Rachel: Down from 700. You're saving, like, 200 bucks.
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

Phoebe: Hey, check this out. It's totally you.
Ross: Wow.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Ross: Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good. Yeah. "Boys will be boys"?
Phoebe: What? They will be!

Ross: That's it, I'm getting out of here.
Rachel: No, Ross, wait, come on. There's other stuff here. There's some nice shirts. Look at these nice pants.
Ross: Actually, these might look pretty good on me.
Rachel: Yes, they will. You know what you should do? Just go take a walk. All right? I know your size, and I'm going to pick out some really good stuff for you.
Ross: Really?
Rachel: Yes. And I know what looks sexy on guys. Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you.
Ross: So you're saying if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers?
Rachel: Why do men keep talking to me like this?

Adoption Agency Worker: Do you have questions for Erica?
Chandler: Yeah, actually. So you read a file that you liked and then you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?
Adoption Agency Worker: Yes. Our system ensures total anonymity. We're very proud of it.
Chandler: You should be. You're really on top of stuff.

Monica: Thank you so much. Oh. You are so going to heaven!

Rachel: We got some really great stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got.
Rachel: Oh, really? Do you want to try some of them on for me?
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?