Quote from Ross in The One with the Birth Mother
Phoebe: Wow, this place is awesome. Ross: We should just go. I'm not gonna find anything here. This stuff is ridiculous. Rachel: Oh, this place is great. Ross: Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this. Nothing silver. Phoebe: Why? Ross: Okay, nothing with hair. And nothing with padlocks on it!