Joey Quote #1701
Quote from Joey in The One with the Birth Mother
Rachel: Hey, who's Phoebe with?
Joey: I wanna say, "Someone I'm gonna have sex with."
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey.
Joey: So who's your friend?
Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas. No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends.
Joey: Why? Why?
Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists.
Joey: Name one friend of yours that I did that with.
Phoebe: Mandy.
Joey: Mandy, huh? Really hot blond, big boobs?
Phoebe: No.
Joey: Might be why I don't remember, huh?
Rachel: Do you think I'm someone else?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Birth Mother’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: So Joey and my friend are out last night, they're having dinner, and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries.
Rachel: Oh, no!
Phoebe: What? You know about the plate thing?
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Joey doesn't share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple grapes on his plate.
Phoebe: You wouldn't let her have a grape?
Rachel: No, not me. Emma.
Joey: Joey doesn't share food!
Quote from Joey
Ross: Damn it. I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool.
Phoebe: Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us.
Ross: Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something. She kind of teased me about how I dress.
Joey: I can see why. Nice shirt.
Ross: You're wearing the same shirt.
Joey: Stupid Gap on every corner!
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Hey, guys, I need some fashion advice. How does this look?
Rachel: Well, it's It's a little low. Pick it up a little. A little bit more. A little bit more. There you go. Now throw it away.
Ross: Come on! This looks good.
Rachel: Ross, please trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get far away from that hat.