Rachel: Ooh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

Phoebe: Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me?
Ross: [smiling] Yeah.
Phoebe: No! Demon! Demon!

Ross: Wow, cool poster. Or should I say, "groovy poster"? So ... where were we?
Hillary: Are those your teeth?
Ross: Oh. You can see them, huh?
Hillary: Yes. They're insanely white.
Ross: I did that for you.
Hillary: What's the matter with you?
Ross: What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999!

Rachel: But just come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you. Because Kim will just freak out and she already doesn't like me very much.
Chandler: That's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either.
Monica: I don't think mine likes me either.
Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing.
Joey: Yeah. Or maybe it's because you're all hanging around here at 1 1 :30 on a Wednesday.

Ross: Hey, guys. What's up?
Chandler: You know ... Oh, my God.
Monica: What happened to your teeth?
Ross: I whitened them.
Chandler: Really?
Ross: What do you think?
Monica: Well, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.

Joey: But come on. And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?
Janine: It's a curling iron.
Joey: Well, that's okay then. Oh, okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom, here, and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. It's up here on some hook. And it smells different.
Janine: It's clean.
Joey: Yeah, well, it feels different.
Janine: It's dry.
Joey: All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. Hey, okay, also what is with these chips you bought?
Janine: No, no, no. It's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it.
Joey: Well, that's like summer in a bowl.

Ross: Come on, seriously.
Monica: Ross, they're really, really, really white.
Chandler: Yeah. What was wrong with your old, human teeth?

Monica: Ross, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary.
Ross: I know. That's why I did it. Come on, are they really that bad?
Chandler: No, no, no. You'll be fine. Hillary's blind, right?
Monica: She will be after tonight.

Ross: Oh, hey, Rach. Do you notice anything-
Rachel: Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside.

Rachel: Okay, look. I'm sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we're not anymore.
Kim: Oh, really?
Rachel: Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I can't do this. Even though you're a very, very, very beautiful woman. I can't do this. I'm married and I'm sorry. " And then, I don't know why, he said, "And you will never get promoted, especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."