Chandler: What is the matter with you?
Joey: What?
Chandler: You're arranging flowers. You got dead flowers. You've got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers. This is not Joey.
Joey: Hey, hey. Look, I am still Joey, okay? Flowers, they're just, you know, nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby.
Chandler: You're turning into a woman.
Joey: No, I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean.
Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say?
Joey: It's not what you said. It's just the way you said it. Oh, my God. I'm a woman!

Phoebe: Why didn't you just tell her the truth?
Rachel: I did, but she doesn't think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know, what if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man, huh? Did she ever think of that?
Rachel: You were with Kenny today, weren't you?
Phoebe: Just for a second.

Rachel: Phoebe, what am I gonna do?
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: I'm not gonna sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't.
Phoebe: Ooh, sleep with Kenny.
Rachel: That wouldn't help me.
Phoebe: Oh, yes, it would.

Kim: Oh, my God. He just gave you the coldest look I have ever seen. It's like he hates you. Then it is true.
Rachel: Of course it's true. And it hurts so bad.
Kim: Oh, honey, come here. Oh, it'll be okay. We've all been there.
Rachel: You and Ralph?
Kim: Kenny the copy boy.

Chandler: So is Janine around?
Joey: No, she's at dance class.
Chandler: Can I check what she did with my room?
Joey: Yeah, but hey, look, don't go through her stuff. She gets really mad.

Chandler: I feel I've really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. In fact, I think we're two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.

Joey: Hey, Chandler. Come on in. We're knitting potholders.
Chandler: No, thanks, Josephine.

Rachel: This is a mistake. I didn't make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I didn't use my keycard yesterday. I don't even know how to use my keycard.

Joey: The trick is if you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer.
Monica: Joey, that is such a great tip.
Chandler: Monica, can you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.