Friends - Joey Quote #837

Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Teeth

Rachel: But just come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you. Because Kim will just freak out and she already doesn't like me very much.
Chandler: That's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either.
Monica: I don't think mine likes me either.
Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing.
Joey: Yeah. Or maybe it's because you're all hanging around here at 1 1 :30 on a Wednesday.

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‘The One with Ross's Teeth’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Ooh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me?
Ross: [smiling] Yeah.
Phoebe: No! Demon! Demon!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Wow, cool poster. Or should I say, "groovy poster"? So ... where were we?
Hillary: Are those your teeth?
Ross: Oh. You can see them, huh?
Hillary: Yes. They're insanely white.
Ross: I did that for you.
Hillary: What's the matter with you?
Ross: What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999!

Joey Quotes

Quote from The One After Vegas

Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Quote from The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A "moo" point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

Quote from The One with Joey's Bag

Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly. Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No. No, Joey. U-N-I sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.