Joey Quote #840

Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Teeth

Joey: But come on. And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?
Janine: It's a curling iron.
Joey: Well, that's okay then. Oh, okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom, here, and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. It's up here on some hook. And it smells different.
Janine: It's clean.
Joey: Yeah, well, it feels different.
Janine: It's dry.
Joey: All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. Hey, okay, also what is with these chips you bought?
Janine: No, no, no. It's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it.
Joey: Well, that's like summer in a bowl.

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 ‘The One with Ross's Teeth’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Ooh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

Quote from Ross

Ross: Wow, cool poster. Or should I say, "groovy poster"? So ... where were we?
Hillary: Are those your teeth?
Ross: Oh. You can see them, huh?
Hillary: Yes. They're insanely white.
Ross: I did that for you.
Hillary: What's the matter with you?
Ross: What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me?
Ross: [smiling] Yeah.
Phoebe: No! Demon! Demon!